My fine is... $445.....HoW mUcH dO yOu OwE???

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

You don't have to confess your answers (but i've highlighted mine), just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.


Smoked weed -- £10

Smoked ciggarettes -- $10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/Hi5 etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on yours or anyone's parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Fantacized about someone of the oposite sex -- 5

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25




OKAY, now...
i tag anyone thats ever looked back and thought "dayuum! i'm so bad!"
heres what you do...
Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy, paste and post it on ur blog...

MEME 3!!!

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
by telling them

SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
"a number from one to a hundred"

BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
neither

WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Chinas'. Dat girl is always up and even when she isnt, she picks up. lol

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST LATELY?
the fact that i seem to have mastered the art of procrastination

ANYONE EVER SPIT ON U?
my dad! that man is odd... he use to do it as a joke...

YOUR WEAKNESSES
anyting to do with timing, parties, soca, makossa, dark skinned men, white teeth, intelligent men, nature-valley's sweet n salty peanut butter and oatmeal bars

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?
model and movie extra when i was 14

EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
lol all the time! did them in my teenage years alot. matter of fact, i might do one right now

WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
chatting with LilSis on msn and packing

IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
probably my eyes. i like almond shaped eyes. and maybe my left foot...

32. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
because i love memes

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
good qn... my figure i think...my face, my style... come to think of it, i dont get a lot of compliments... should i be worried? lol

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
absolutely nothing. dont drink much, but i'll miss my mudslide, Baileys and Dooley's

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
a shitzu

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
twin one boy one girl so i dont ever have t get preggie again

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
no. (unless getting named after someone in the bible counts)

DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
um, no. i only wish to God

WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
it depends what i need the finger for... ;)

WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
at a party (CAN U IMAGINE?!) , last saturday. Nat pissed me off! lord, just remembering it makes me want to hit something! :)

Meme 2

Got this meme from a friend...

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
on my left pinkie. i got a cut on a broken window piece

2. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
hotness. my first ever flip phone (use to hate them). nokia, i've had to switch it 7 times in 4 months

3. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
anything that speaks to me.mostly neosoul music. Gotta love Jill Scott and Lauryn Hill!

4. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
i think 7pm... i think

5. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to go back to studying

6. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
naija. my cousins. being young and having nothing to worry about.

7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my love for myself. I couldnt sell it for anything.

8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
TBS's smell in my sheets, on days that i miss him.

9. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
nope.

10. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
ya, at times. didnt start sleeping in the dark till my 20s. still sleep with the light on most nights

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME TO WEAR?
sung. it reminds me of my sister back in the days

12. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
short waves, clean cuts, lined up

13. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO
poor TBS... he has such a dream to live up to. well, i guess i'd settle for a place somewhere in nigeria on some mountain. or maybe in Jamaica in the prescence of a live band, with his friends watching lol

14. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
coffee with half-cup of cream and 4 sugars.

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
ham and extra cheese

16. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
just had spagetini with tiger shrimps in tomato alfredo sauce. cant wait till TBS wakes up to have a taste. i tell ya, i'm such a great cook!

17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
OMG what a question! u know i've actually never thought of this.

and i wont start thinking about it now.

too damn selfish to care. NEXT!!!!

18.DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
yes, why do you ask?

19. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
wow! i think it was money. it must've been $70 naira and i spent it all on candy in one store, at one time. mind you, at the time, $70 then was more like $500 now. i later stopped accepting gifts from the guy when i found out he was stealing his parents stuff to sell to get the money to spend on me. i felt so bad. more details about the guy later

20. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
if they were worth it, sure! i love travelling and long distance relationships give me the chance to have my breathing space, while being committed so i really wouldnt mind.

Meme1

Kinda Sorta stole this meme from UnNakedSoul ;)


1. Yourself: Confused
2. Your partner: "Confused'est"
3. Your hair: Punk
4. Your mother: Passive
5. Your father: Nuts
6. Your favourite item: Laptop
7. Your dream last night: Forgotten
8. Your favourite drink: Juice
9. Your dream car: Mini
10. The room you are in: Open
11. Your ex: Nutcasses
12. Your fear: Failing
13. What you want to be in 10 years: Certain
14. Who you hung out with last night: TBS
15. What you're not: stupid
16. Muffins: yeck
17: One of your wish list items: Pass
18: Time: hate
19. The last thing you did: Coughed
20. What you are wearing: Short
21. Your favourite weather: Summer
22. Your favourite book: Black
23. The last thing you ate: Chinese
24. Your life: Fucked
25. Your mood: Peace
26. Your best friend: Estranged
27. What you're thinking about right now: Health
28. Your car: Dirty
29. What you are doing at the moment: Procrastinating
30. Your summer: Busy
31. Your relationship status: confusing
32. What is on your TV: Blank
33. What is the weather like: cold
34. When was the last time you laughed: today