Convo with the ones who've "been there".

coworker 1: if i could go back, i woukdnt have had them
coworker 2: it took me so long to have her! but one is enough
coworker 3: i love my kids.


and as they rounded up to me,
all eyes on me
they knew my history
and knew well enough
that i havent had none
i almost choked on my chicken bone
as i repliet blatantly


"i need a surrogate mother"

they roared into laughter
and i stared through these eyes,
at people who really didnt know
that i am so damn serious!


i dont like the idea of being pregnant.
neither do i want to raise anyone who is bedwetting, thumb sucking, insomnic, cranky, or just plain old "babyish"!